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It's like a parade of train wrecks.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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