Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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