yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
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