My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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