I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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