In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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