Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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