I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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