It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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