Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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