dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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