yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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