try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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