so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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