M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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