Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
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