What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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