I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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