And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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