We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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