I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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