i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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