Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
It's Friday. Sex?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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