are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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