No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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