somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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