No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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