Just fell off a train. Bad.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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