Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
