Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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