Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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