I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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