so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
How's work?
Spinning.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
