Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize