Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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