What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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