He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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