She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
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