new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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