He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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