An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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