I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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