I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
im calling her cock vulture from now on
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
