I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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