just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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