Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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