doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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