You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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