Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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