Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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