was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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