NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
