Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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