New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
wow bdsm is so cute
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