Non-Jews are for practice
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
